So my mom sent me this funny thing about men & women...

and since Ed and I laughed about it I thought I'd share some of it. These are little snippets about the difference between men & women.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

THE FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

THE NATURAL LOOK
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


Ed particularly liked that last one.

It seems like I'm finally over the allergies (mind you, with lots of prescriptions) that struck last wednesday. I'm glad this week is spring break and I don't have to use my brain - it wouldn't work under the influence of these antihistamines & decongestants anyways. :)